I like these one's too....

Compulsive Manic Nose Picking Syndrome (CMNPS)
CMNPS primarily involves involuntary behavioral urges whose main phenomenological feature is a clinically significant extreme in mood expression during intense nose picking excavations.

Hyperactive Maladaptive Nervous Dysfunction (HMND)
HMND is primarily characterized by erratic, high-energy behavior whose main phenomenological feature is the aberrant inability to adjust to normal responses or behaviors when using the brain.

Hyperactive Stress-Related Stress Disorder With Indigestion (HSSDWI)
HSSDWI is characterized by erratic, high-energy behavior surrounding a systemic mental and physiological response to perceived demands in stressful situations, complicated by uncomfortable gurgling of weak stomach acid.